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  1. MatasPlayZ

    MatasPlayZ6 שעות לפני

    Pkcell lives matter

  2. You're a sneaky little impostor!

    You're a sneaky little impostor!12 שעות לפני

    he has 7 craigs

  3. You're a sneaky little impostor!

    You're a sneaky little impostor!12 שעות לפני

    Hi bois the Diablo got its first confirmed kill

  4. You're a sneaky little impostor!

    You're a sneaky little impostor!12 שעות לפני

    the Kellogg nugget looked like the 3rd gen Craig nano's UI

  5. Virginia Harp

    Virginia Harpיום לפני

    I had one of those generic mp3 players growing up. My mom got it for me for Christmas as my first mp3 player and she preloaded it with a bunch of music we would listen to together. It was red and I still have fond memories of it.

  6. boyfriend

    boyfriendיום לפני

    Sciencetist still can understand why garbage like this is exist

  7. Acumenium

    Acumeniumיום לפני

    1:30 or so HOLY SHIT I HAD A CLONE OF ONE OF THOSE!!! It was surprisingly good at its time lol. Easy to work with and everything worked well.

  8. DarkLordOutre

    DarkLordOutreיום לפני

    Military grade MP3 player is equivalent to Pepsi and Gatorade grade MP3 player

  9. IntercityLisko

    IntercityLisko2 ימים לפני

    At 1:51 and daaaamn I had that mp3 player. Can't remember the "brand" or name of it but it had like 256 or whatever mb and it was my first mp3 player ever. Couldn't fit too many songs in to it but it was something compared to nothing. Even the font is just like it was in my player 15 or something years ago. 😆 (Sure these must be older players so no suprise there but you know. Feeling nostalgic.)

  10. Blair House

    Blair House2 ימים לפני

    That laugh sounds exactly like leto's joker

  11. Tinkles the destroyer

    Tinkles the destroyer2 ימים לפני

    Oh I had the power up one as a kid!!! Actually I think I had, like, three of them...

  12. KMIX Mashups

    KMIX Mashups2 ימים לפני

    *pronounced (hunday) not (heeyunday)

  13. Sam Dabboi

    Sam Dabboi2 ימים לפני

    Gatorade nugg

  14. Echo Delta

    Echo Delta2 ימים לפני

    I love the fact that you make a point of recording each audio player's "confirmed kills"

  15. spooky

    spooky2 ימים לפני

    15:25 Well obviously they’re ok AND they want a sausage roll

  16. SplitTheUnicorn

    SplitTheUnicorn3 ימים לפני

    I recently started listening to scarlet fire unironically... IT SLAPS ^^

  17. Mike Dreemurr

    Mike Dreemurr3 ימים לפני

    What happened to the chord mojo?

  18. Skorpeon RyDer

    Skorpeon RyDer3 ימים לפני

    Hey, I had that first one in black. Used it at school, friend threw away the cap on me, even though they knew it was mine.

  19. david ludwig

    david ludwig3 ימים לפני

    You're boring

  20. Bastian Basner

    Bastian Basner4 ימים לפני

    These silver things were so generic, that even i had atleast one of them - btw I'm from germany.

  21. Noah Stolar

    Noah Stolar4 ימים לפני

    "kiss the sky goodbye" is my new fight line

  22. Raygamericed

    Raygamericed4 ימים לפני

    We can rest easy knowing Craig would nev- NOOOOOOOOO CRAIG WHYYYY


    Julian CERVANTES MATURINO4 ימים לפני

    bet Frank was ok AND wanted a sausage.

  24. steven jones

    steven jones4 ימים לפני

    I'm so glad I found your channel! You are amazing!

  25. Рип Бернадотте

    Рип Бернадотте4 ימים לפני

    bepis mp3 playder for analog mp3 onely

  26. Zerossen

    Zerossen4 ימים לפני

    "AAA" gets me everytime

  27. Taco budyn

    Taco budyn4 ימים לפני

    I need to know the song

  28. Hattless Foe

    Hattless Foe5 ימים לפני

    Hey could you do a review on some Skullcandy products

  29. Big Chungusus

    Big Chungusus5 ימים לפני

    They probably dropped the usb and the screen in order to have that whole lot of space left on that disk

  30. Big Chungusus

    Big Chungusus5 ימים לפני

    If they don’t have left or right, the cables must be detachable

  31. Big Chungusus

    Big Chungusus5 ימים לפני

    I think this is a rebranded Craig

  32. Big Chungusus

    Big Chungusus5 ימים לפני

    The only good thing about the Kellogg MP3 player is the box.

  33. Choi Choi

    Choi Choi5 ימים לפני

    this was my 1st mp3 player. one day I found it on the ground and the rest is history.

  34. Hidden City Pictures

    Hidden City Pictures5 ימים לפני

    Your maniacal laughter when you blow up the earbuds is hilarious.

  35. Reverend Ryu

    Reverend Ryu5 ימים לפני

    Tesco in the UK sold a red equivalent of that super generic one, the extra feature being you could change the colour of the led behind the screen, and there where weird little animations it would play when you turned it off.

  36. Hidden City Pictures

    Hidden City Pictures5 ימים לפני

    When you opened the Avon one I literally thought it was an electric razor at first glance.

  37. Speed Junkie

    Speed Junkie5 ימים לפני

    I actually still have one of these from 20 years ago, and still works lol


    DALYN SNELL5 ימים לפני

    There better be the Pepsi Man theme on that Pepsi Max

  39. Chaz

    Chaz5 ימים לפני

    who else saw the one nugget say bye-bye and then showed the unicorn? really a good analogy for these nuggets tbh lmao (13:19)

  40. Ene-Chan

    Ene-Chan5 ימים לפני

    God I love this guy im so happy I found him from the raycon vid he makes headphone reviews so hysterical

  41. Steven Stevenson

    Steven Stevenson6 ימים לפני

    Yo I had one of those pepsi max mp3s, a generic one though, and loved it. Possibly my favorite nugget ever.

  42. Ecktor

    Ecktor6 ימים לפני

    My first mp3 player came free with my dial-up internet, but it’s actually pretty ok and it still works.

  43. Auke Mulder

    Auke Mulder6 ימים לפני

    my mom had one of these i found it a while ago again there was only brian adams and bon jovi music on it whahah

  44. Ecktor

    Ecktor6 ימים לפני

    0:55 This thing. I have it... ☹️

  45. Joseph Scarpaci

    Joseph Scarpaci6 ימים לפני

    10:42 my ears cried im in the middle of class but had to watch dankpods one of my favorite australians

  46. BM1x

    BM1x6 ימים לפני

    0:07 My wife should read that

  47. NebulousTv

    NebulousTv6 ימים לפני

    Ok, I wanna say my favourite thing that you do Dank, and that is that at least this is what I think, and it's that you use the silence in the beginning and setting something on the table/speaking as a way to line up Audio/Video.

  48. Airbus A320-200

    Airbus A320-2006 ימים לפני

    Funny how the Diablo had 2 kills in its 2nd vid but the Mojo needed like 70 of them to have just 1...

  49. Pre-Mations

    Pre-Mations6 ימים לפני

    There all the same They Work together

  50. Lil’ Red Crewmate

    Lil’ Red Crewmate7 ימים לפני

    Gatorjunk Kellojunk MPJunk Hyunjunk Pepsijunk Avonjunk Armyjunk Craigjunk

  51. Build Prone

    Build Prone7 ימים לפני

    My grandmother got one of those for me and one for my brother and we both loves them and used them for literally years like almost 7 years.

  52. sir calvin

    sir calvin7 ימים לפני

    ok but...... i sued to have one of the mp3 players, just in rubberized red

  53. retro productions

    retro productions7 ימים לפני

    i wanna get myself a ferrari nugget

  54. Matt Hunkee

    Matt Hunkee7 ימים לפני

    I feel like you could play copyrighted music when you test the earbuds because the music is so distorted, it may pass ILmines's copyright detector. (BUTDON'TQUOTEMEONTHAT.)

  55. Kristian Nowak

    Kristian Nowak7 ימים לפני

    2:36 Sorry this is upside down, it's an Austrailian thing.

  56. Pwotogen

    Pwotogen8 ימים לפני

    Sorry this is upside down it's a Australia thing. Thank.

  57. Ugnius Ugnius

    Ugnius Ugnius8 ימים לפני

    Craig noooooooo

  58. melody Villanueva

    melody Villanueva8 ימים לפני

    where na-no

  59. iced_coffeelvr

    iced_coffeelvr8 ימים לפני

    Holy crap, that same craig was my first ever MP3 player!

  60. Rafael Besser

    Rafael Besser8 ימים לפני

    It makes me so happy to see a samsung chip inside of this And that's when I wheezed

  61. Goodguy Typhlosion

    Goodguy Typhlosion8 ימים לפני


  62. Sam Squids

    Sam Squids8 ימים לפני

    The iPod can suck a fart out of my ass, I'll just get a minidisc player instead, no need to install rockbox, no need for iTunes, just plug that shit in and record it.

  63. Sam Squids

    Sam Squids8 ימים לפני

    yeah maybe I was being a bit too harsh

  64. Harrison Sutton

    Harrison Sutton8 ימים לפני

    I love that Hyundai MP3. I have some Hyundai branded earphones I got at the auto show.

  65. Phil N.

    Phil N.8 ימים לפני

    The Avon one looks like a vibrator.

  66. Monster2239

    Monster22398 ימים לפני

    *Nugget-o's!* A part of this complete collection of garbage MP3 players$

  67. Onomi

    Onomi9 ימים לפני

    Gg wp diablo

  68. Göłd Šhårdś

    Göłd Šhårdś9 ימים לפני

    I’m pretty Shure that Kellogg’s is a cereal company, NOT A MP3 COMPANY

  69. Adin McDowell

    Adin McDowell9 ימים לפני

    The Hyundai logo looks like the Honda logo

  70. T3K

    T3K9 ימים לפני

    that blue box looks like a genuine Hyundai parts box. but I know the parts boxes are darker blue with silver/white stripes

  71. Kirolos Maged

    Kirolos Maged9 ימים לפני

    I had the exact earphones that came with the pepsi max nugget when I was a kid!! Yea they were shit but I feel nostalgic now 🥺

  72. katie

    katie9 ימים לפני


  73. Stella Minecraft

    Stella Minecraft9 ימים לפני

    ok so this is *T H E W O R S T V I D E O* by far Didn't Really do much of it though

  74. Shrimp Vendor

    Shrimp Vendor9 ימים לפני

    "I watch AvE." "Dingus." "Schmoo."

  75. Sam Hite

    Sam Hite9 ימים לפני

    wait.... didn't he say no more EBAYYYY???!!!!

  76. Sparrow_Dynamic

    Sparrow_Dynamic10 ימים לפני

    Yep seems army issued

  77. Styx Y. Renegade

    Styx Y. Renegade10 ימים לפני

    Hai Yun Dai Hyun Dai Dank: HEE YUN DAY

  78. The Memegeneer

    The Memegeneer10 ימים לפני

    I hardly listen to music. I have a pair of 20$ headphones. I don’t care about my sound quality or what not. I watch these videos. I very much enjoy them

  79. Jeremy420

    Jeremy42010 ימים לפני

    what is the song he keeps playing PLEASE

  80. MrSaproling

    MrSaproling10 ימים לפני

    hey mate, recently discovered your channel , good stuff, off topic here but I need advice so who better than you right? my girlfriend kidding, I have the HD600 with a shiit stack and they sound amazing, but I i am considering a more 'fun' set of cans, I have for travelling (yeah COVID) the Audio technika M40x but they are not up for the desktop compare to the 600. what your genius mind would recommend? the 770 I assume?

  81. MrSaproling

    MrSaproling10 ימים לפני

    PS; love from France

  82. R O K I

    R O K I10 ימים לפני

    My sister had a pink one of those long MP3 players, that shit seemed to be everywhere lmao

  83. ITAC85

    ITAC8510 ימים לפני

    *_It's all connected, in a way..._*

  84. Skippy Thorson

    Skippy Thorson10 ימים לפני

    His laugh at 2:40 is why I maintain this is the best channel on ILmines. He’s literally happiest guy in the world when destroying awful headphones.

  85. LeLe Storm08

    LeLe Storm0811 ימים לפני

    I love the Fact that you can see a W I D E version of dank's face on the Avon MP3 Player

  86. Strayed away

    Strayed away11 ימים לפני

    I have a genuine Nutella MP3 from 2012

  87. Koen

    Koen11 ימים לפני

    I own and still use that first mp3 player I also sometimes use it as a USB stick for school

  88. Aw Con

    Aw Con11 ימים לפני

    Whats the song he uses to blow out the headphones?

  89. sal lybski

    sal lybski11 ימים לפני

    "Kiss the sky goodbye" Actually made me feel bad for the poor dirty buds a bit.

  90. Nick

    Nick11 ימים לפני

    What do you think of the Walkman as in term of brand?

  91. tjacob00

    tjacob0011 ימים לפני

    Seriously... Why am I laughing so much at batteries...

  92. Alpha Raptor

    Alpha Raptor11 ימים לפני

    I was born in 2004

  93. Holy Crusader

    Holy Crusader11 ימים לפני

    Craig would Never get this low

  94. Jobo Atayde

    Jobo Atayde11 ימים לפני

    This is the most times I’ve heard “oh my pkcell” in a video

  95. Purple_Chalk

    Purple_Chalk11 ימים לפני

    Me: can I have an MP3 player? Mom: we have MP3 player at home MP3 player at home:

  96. Purple_Chalk

    Purple_Chalk11 ימים לפני

    I’m watching with headphones My poor ears lol

  97. Silcc

    Silcc11 ימים לפני

    3 licks means both

  98. jill

    jill11 ימים לפני

    Three licks means frank wants both!

  99. Isaac Mendoza

    Isaac Mendoza11 ימים לפני


  100. Kyle Bostrom

    Kyle Bostrom11 ימים לפני

    0:22 breaking the packaging with your grit.

  101. ZLAurora

    ZLAurora11 ימים לפני

    Review Google Pixel buds!