Ted Cruz’s Desperate Damage Control, Trump Boys Point Fingers & Daddy Donny’s Tax Returns

The weather has been crazy across the country, on Saturday debris from a United flight headed to Honolulu landed outside of Denver, Ted Cruz continues to do damage control after his stupid trip to Mexico, members of Trump Incorporated are looking to point the finger of blame for the mess in Texas, Greg Kelly of Newsmax devoted a full segment of his show this weekend to Biden’s German Shepherd, fan accounts for the President’s dogs are posting tweets from their point of view, Diamond and Silk have a show on Newsmax where they cover “important” topics, we are one step closer to maybe getting a look at Trump’s tax returns and Don Jr. was sure to comment on it, MyPillow Mike Lindell is being sued by Dominion Voting Systems for more than $1.3 billion for falsely claiming that their voting machines were rigged, and Jimmy and Guillermo try the new signature greeting from “The Bachelor.”
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  1. Vince Risi

    Vince Risi3 ימים לפני

    Jimmy Kimmel has self certified himself as a low/no talent.

  2. Vince Risi

    Vince Risi3 ימים לפני

    Kimmel has self-certified himself as a no talent that contributes zero to any setting. Wouldn’t even draw attendance at a local gin mill..

  3. William Filce

    William Filce3 ימים לפני

    Dog is better groomed than Cruz

  4. Liz

    Liz3 ימים לפני

    You are awful. You’re only funny to 40%. Bashing peoples.... grow up.

  5. Lauren Miller

    Lauren Miller3 ימים לפני

    My parents bought my pillows and I didn’t know it was a republican thing. But I remember thinking they suck. They are lumpy and hardly can be called a pillow 😂

  6. Richard Pierpoint

    Richard Pierpoint3 ימים לפני

    Diamond and Silk wouldn't, by any chance, be a couple of mercenary KKKoconuts, would they? Just asking...

  7. Rafael pimentel

    Rafael pimentel4 ימים לפני

    😂😂

  8. NuNu ReDs

    NuNu ReDs4 ימים לפני

    Mikey back on dat crack 😅

  9. fabian lang

    fabian lang4 ימים לפני

    Whatever! Whoever! Who are the trumps?

  10. Renee Sydnor-Henry

    Renee Sydnor-Henry5 ימים לפני

    You are joking about a plane breaking apart in the air when you eulogize Kobe Bryant funeral and his helicopter exploded and killed him. Yes things could have been totally different with the airplane. Its truey wrong for you to do that you're disgusting and I love you but you are disgusting Jimmy Kimmel.

  11. Timothy Rodriquez

    Timothy Rodriquez5 ימים לפני

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  12. leniel dela torre

    leniel dela torre5 ימים לפני

    10:40-now its OurPillows you crazy whackjob

  13. mac scrambles

    mac scrambles5 ימים לפני

    You're a fake whimp Kimmel

  14. RACHELE GRASSI

    RACHELE GRASSI5 ימים לפני

    mfdoom

  15. Papi

    Papi5 ימים לפני

    Coke Head Jr. you're dad could have gone any way as an ex president yet he didn't because he doesn't give a f*ck. And Biden is too busy with Covid-19 relief while Texas' problem is deregulations. So f*ckem !!!!

  16. Crying Broken

    Crying Broken5 ימים לפני

    That's okay jr. ..you've got enough outrage for "daddy", your mom, AND YOUR BROTHERS, AND BOTH SISTERS TOO...🤪🙄

  17. Strange Wayfaring Stranger

    Strange Wayfaring Stranger5 ימים לפני

    HAHAHA that little kid at the end. Hahaha that kid is too cool.

  18. Melita Smith

    Melita Smith5 ימים לפני

    Very pathetic!!!

  19. Strange Wayfaring Stranger

    Strange Wayfaring Stranger5 ימים לפני

    Lol the hilariousness of me getting a dog ad with a german shepherd.

  20. etothengxd

    etothengxd5 ימים לפני

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  21. akparadise

    akparadise5 ימים לפני

    People are dying and you guys are worried about Bidens dogs.

  22. AngryPCLobby Zweitchannel

    AngryPCLobby Zweitchannel5 ימים לפני

    That freaking fake laugh in the background is effin annoying as ef. Nothing of what he's talking about is funny at all

  23. Stephen Benn

    Stephen Benn5 ימים לפני

    Diamond and silk... why? Just.. why?

  24. Fabio Soltero

    Fabio Soltero5 ימים לפני

    Hola Jimmy! Espero que todo esté bien!

  25. Rocky Koast

    Rocky Koast5 ימים לפני

    What the heck is Junior on???!!! Look at his eyes!

  26. navaskin

    navaskin5 ימים לפני

    Republican clowns! Lies and stupidity.

  27. furonable

    furonable5 ימים לפני

    Conan is better

  28. Zoe Fang

    Zoe Fang5 ימים לפני

    Damage Control all he wants *eye rolls* He's only doing it because of the backlash---HEARTLESS MONSTER.

  29. phyllis garrison

    phyllis garrison5 ימים לפני

    The My Pillow guy wrote a book about how he was addicted to crack cocaine years ago. He looks like he started smoking it again! Just say NO! I loved the Dominion spot, it was HILARIOUS!

  30. Dora Carias

    Dora Carias6 ימים לפני

    Blob Villa 😂😂😂😂

  31. Pricilla Collier

    Pricilla Collier6 ימים לפני

    Buffoonery on steroids. They do not reside in Reality.

  32. Greta Kirby

    Greta Kirby6 ימים לפני

    Attacking a dog???? Is that ALL they got?

  33. zool hert

    zool hert6 ימים לפני

    How was Jeff's island Jimmy

  34. Paolo Mesturini

    Paolo Mesturini6 ימים לפני

    cruz......and friends...disgusting people....and americans vote for these guys......

  35. Lupelff Craftgage

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  36. dinakajtaz

    dinakajtaz6 ימים לפני

    sad

  37. Chaim Salamon

    Chaim Salamon6 ימים לפני

    Dear Jimmy. Please stop the baseless use of the name Karen to label bad women. It is so insulting to so many Karens. Good Karens. I know of 3 that are model citizens in this terrible time. They happen to love your stance on Trump too. You owe a correction because of so many jokes‬ at their expense. It's not too late. We still love you

  38. Kong Thai

    Kong Thai6 ימים לפני

    True. Ted Cruz is smart to CREATE A MEDIA CIRCUS for Texan Blunder. Now we watch..... MEDIA USA RULES 🤣

  39. Juan Salvador Baca Gonzales

    Juan Salvador Baca Gonzales6 ימים לפני

    Jimmy if I didn't consider you my father, I'd want to marry you. Much Wuvs and kisses

  40. mark brannigan

    mark brannigan6 ימים לפני

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  41. Christ - King Of Kings

    Christ - King Of Kings6 ימים לפני

    Transpocalypse Now Archives on ILmines

  42. Standupforyourself9

    Standupforyourself96 ימים לפני

    If trump tries to intervene in any way with his tax audit. Jail...

  43. Standupforyourself9

    Standupforyourself96 ימים לפני

    Fkn lunatics attacking everything actually thinking they will change people's mind ever. The dog looks amazing.

  44. Bill Wegman

    Bill Wegman6 ימים לפני

    Jimmy Thumbnail >>> one mean sucker

  45. Donald Talton

    Donald Talton6 ימים לפני

    Number of dis-likes kinda tells Jimmy's popularity now.

  46. Ettore Namias

    Ettore Namias6 ימים לפני

    I love that mexican meatball :) lol

  47. Richard Pierpoint

    Richard Pierpoint6 ימים לפני

    Biden must be more powerful than any previous President, if he can CASE TEXAS TO FREEZE - just saying!

  48. Renae' Livings

    Renae' Livings6 ימים לפני

    The crowd laughs at every little thing.

  49. Worlds Biggest Loser

    Worlds Biggest Loser6 ימים לפני

    Fled Cruz 🤣

  50. I am Khai

    I am Khai6 ימים לפני

    The poor trump family is getting crazier everytime they open their mouth

  51. TheHojirt

    TheHojirt6 ימים לפני

    True facts -- 99.8 % of trailer park residents are Trumpers and 98.7 of Trumpers are below average intelligence

  52. Jahaziel fuentes

    Jahaziel fuentes6 ימים לפני

    Bro they really attacking Bidens dog too 😆

  53. Zay

    Zay6 ימים לפני

    Trump supporters: ThE nEw YoRk TiMeS tAx StOrY wAs FaKe Also Trump Supporters: ThEy ShOuLdN't ReLeAsE hIs TaX rEtUrNs BeCaUsE tHe NeW yOrK tImEs AlReAdY dId

  54. Arabion knights

    Arabion knights6 ימים לפני

    Is that Ted Cruz, or Mr. Haney, from Green acres? Is that Don Jr. or Jeffro Bodeen, from the Beverly Hill bellies? I see a lot of people is Trump in town or is Satan holding a meeting.??

  55. Joseph Franco

    Joseph Franco6 ימים לפני

    If political leaders give comedians alot of material. It just means that is all these politicians are giving to voters. 99.9% of politicians government officials are bacteria.

  56. Randy Sprouse

    Randy Sprouse6 ימים לפני

    I can't wait to hear Guillermo say to Jimmy, "I don't think so Jimmy "

  57. blink182 topfan

    blink182 topfan6 ימים לפני

    Funny

  58. G. E. Ayres

    G. E. Ayres6 ימים לפני

    I don’t understand why people are putting Ted Cruz down. Poor Ted, if you didn’t know, is a great fan of TACO TUESDAYS. But because of inclement weather, the state of TEXAS was forced to cancel this weekly celebration. As we all know, a man has to eat, so Ted and his family hopped on the first available flight to Cancun to celebrated TACO TUESDAY in the country of its birth. It’s not like he took advantage of this holiday in Mexico. He did not stay that long in Cancun. After getting his fill of TACOS, he hopped on the first available flight back home to TEXAS, where he continued his stellar work on behalf of the people who elected him, by tearing up carpet in his home.

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  60. Paul McDavitt

    Paul McDavitt7 ימים לפני

    Tweakin' heavy, Jr?

  61. Alberto Bernal

    Alberto Bernal7 ימים לפני

    the dog at 4:29 look much better than the 3 dirty dogs before hiem

  62. Angelia Mattie

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  63. Joy Phillips

    Joy Phillips7 ימים לפני

    Won't remark on Cuomo's nursing home scandal or sexual harassment scandal.

  64. World Peace Wishing

    World Peace Wishing7 ימים לפני

    If there is nothing to hide, just show it to us.

  65. Suzanne Porter

    Suzanne Porter7 ימים לפני

    Jr. is high as a Republican kite.....

  66. Deb Ski

    Deb Ski7 ימים לפני

    "BLOB VILA." 😄 Jimmy, you rock!

  67. Jessie Labate

    Jessie Labate7 ימים לפני

    Don Jr: Ted Cruz escaped to Cancun with his family,its Obama’s fault

  68. fredzep01

    fredzep017 ימים לפני

    since 1900 - 2021 there been less deaths due to Hurricanes In The United States than covid19, you are not going to stand in the one place and hope you don't get killed. Now the thing is, was trump either severely stupid or is it he simply doesn't care about your family and you. Or if he is stupid then your going to after ask yourself why do you side with him. that's the only two out comes for this. everybody got hoodwinked by him. more than half the covid death's are trumps fault, if you have lost a loved one sue them ? trump for jail 2021.

  69. Andrew Zeitler

    Andrew Zeitler7 ימים לפני

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  70. Budgie McLeod

    Budgie McLeod7 ימים לפני

    Get over Trump already. C'mon Jimmy, you can't ignore the fact that Biden is a spineless stooge.

  71. leopoldo Rodriguez

    leopoldo Rodriguez7 ימים לפני

    That Guillermo, needs to lose half of his Waugh, he looks less than attractive

  72. Glennis Bennett

    Glennis Bennett7 ימים לפני

    Omg jimmy and his cousin are so hilarious. Great 👍 job guys. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  73. Uw Ayw

    Uw Ayw7 ימים לפני

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  74. allen vanco

    allen vanco7 ימים לפני

    Why ISIS stop attacking London and France , are they in quarantine too , who’s killing British and French people .? Can Macron and Boris Johnson answers .! Why the terrorists showing up on the places and times MR.Macron and Boris want .?

  75. Mitzi Naku

    Mitzi Naku7 ימים לפני

    Poor pup lmao

  76. Kenneth Holecek

    Kenneth Holecek7 ימים לפני

    So it's funny parts are falling . Democrats ugh

  77. Babette Badges

    Babette Badges7 ימים לפני

    No effin way is he Trumps bio son! No resemblance in any way! He sure is Codependent to a Narcissist though!

  78. alexander jimenez

    alexander jimenez7 ימים לפני

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  79. O. Jackson

    O. Jackson7 ימים לפני

    I am so tired of those two Black Birds Heckel and Jeckel. They had nothing relevant to say when the Orange Clown was in office so why are they they still talking. Shut up! Serious Sisters are embarrassed by them .

  80. Thomas Magnum

    Thomas Magnum7 ימים לפני

    To late ted.

  81. Woke 2024

    Woke 20247 ימים לפני

    this guy is obsessed with President Trump

  82. Patricia Zentz

    Patricia Zentz7 ימים לפני

    I would take that 5$ deal on the OUR pillows.

  83. Susana M. C.

    Susana M. C.7 ימים לפני

    I can listen to Guillermo’s laugh for a straight hour

  84. Benito Gonzalez Jr.

    Benito Gonzalez Jr.7 ימים לפני

    De que pais es usted Sra. M.C?

  85. hector davila

    hector davila7 ימים לפני

    Guillermo you jumping into Jimmy's arms is so funny and so awesome I love you both I love this show

  86. PG

    PG7 ימים לפני

    I dont know if I had voted for Biden, I might be hiding in a corner and be quiet. 10000 union jobs gone, men competing against women. Doesn't look lucid at all oh and he put those immigrant kids in cages. Yeah you should be making fun of Trump.

  87. TMP inc

    TMP inc7 ימים לפני

    They obviously don't know what a well cared for dog looks like; that dog's been loved a lot, it's written all over his face. Meanwhile, Trump jr looks worse than the dog. I honestly don't know if he really does drugs, or he's just that big an idiot. Like father like son, it's probably both.

  88. Gwen Walravens

    Gwen Walravens7 ימים לפני

    If I were a judge, I'd definitely use 9:30 against him to fully award the 1,3 billion $.

  89. et1965

    et19657 ימים לפני

    Hahahahha. Brilliant show. Love the Pillow Man bit.

  90. Raw Chicken Sandwich

    Raw Chicken Sandwich7 ימים לפני

    Does anyone actually watch this bullshit?

  91. Quasi Modem

    Quasi Modem7 ימים לפני

    How can a dog’s hair be in question when Trump’s coif looked crazy. Actually the dog looks like he is shocked at Trump’s do.

  92. Green Tea

    Green Tea7 ימים לפני

    Now imagine this panic when a terrorist hits ALL critical infrastructures once. People don’t stop and think about it happening in their state or town. We are talking mass panic. Now can that be something we mitigate now🤔?

  93. Big Boomer

    Big Boomer7 ימים לפני

    He helped dozens... 💩

  94. Sarah Fry

    Sarah Fry7 ימים לפני

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  95. Miguel Macias

    Miguel Macias7 ימים לפני

    Biden's dog is beautiful.

  96. Mrs. TisMe Thomas

    Mrs. TisMe Thomas7 ימים לפני

    Lmaoooooo

  97. Regan Pierce

    Regan Pierce7 ימים לפני

    45 would have been there all right. He would have been taking a cut of the huge charges they’re trying to make Texans pay. Oh, good another video of looking up Donny Jr.’s nostrils!

  98. Bruno Mittel

    Bruno Mittel7 ימים לפני

    I am not an American and i have a question for Americans studying the psychology of the crowds. Why do poor Americans choose republicans regardless of their own future life?

  99. WWZenaDo

    WWZenaDo7 ימים לפני

    The dog just got into the White House after being blocked by Trump, you idiot Republicans. Plus it's an older dog, and they don't usually look as pretty as younger animals. [edited- Champ was adopted as a puppy by Biden.]

  100. Dean BR

    Dean BR7 ימים לפני

    These MAGA folks don’t have nothing better to do but talk about a damn dog... Sounds butt hurt to me😂😂😂😂😂

  101. allan oteyza

    allan oteyza7 ימים לפני

    Hey jimmy at this point the american people got more money from trump than beijing biden. Where are the checks